Infrastructure
Servers, clouds, and other things that occasionally stay online.
What This Operation Does
IT services, allegedly. Someone here knows what they're doing. Probably.
Automation
Making machines do the work so nobody has to admit they forgot how.
Security
Locking doors that probably didn't need locking. Probably.
Monitoring
Watching dashboards until something turns red.
Deployment
Shipping code and hoping. Mostly hoping.
Consulting
Confidently answering questions with "it depends."
Frequently Avoided Questions
Do you actually do this professionally?
Define "professionally."
What's your response time?
Eventually. Statistically.
Is any of this real?
This is a private test site. So, no.